...this morning on my way to work, I heard the startling news that a man tried to rob a convenience store using a beer carton as a mask. Why you may ask? Didn't he have access to a pair of nylons or even the ever popular ski mask?Not so much.
In a shocking turn of events this mastermind in fact left the carton behind as he was fleeing the scene. I imagine the police will be dusting it for prints but anyone this clever clearly left the carton as a calling card and wouldn't be stupid enough leave prints. He's been dubbed the Beer Box Bandit (alliteration: 6 points) by the media and the story has rapidly become international news.
I love it.
