Monday, March 30, 2009

A day of ridiculous news stories...


This series of articles are too good not to share so please sit back and enjoy a few stories which have been deemed "Ridiculous enough to re-post":


Street Racer: the Legend of Reverend Jo (TheStar.com)

Defend your country: expense your porn. (Charleston Daily Mail)

This falls under "duh" for today... (Reuters.com)

What a smooth criminal (PennLive.com)

The title of the article was too perfect...PANTS ON FIRE (MSNBC.com)

Forget Fear Factor...these people PAY to eat testicles... (CBCNews.com)


-Enjoy!

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Government sanctioned response to overpopulation-- Euthanazia

It's a sad day when actual news reminds me of a Simpsons episode-- though maybe that just means that The Simpsons is educating the public between familial spats?-- in any case I just read an article on "Toad Day Out" in the Australian province of Queensland. Apparently there is a crazy overpopulation of toads in the country which threatens the livelihood of farmers and many native species [Marge discusses it with Australians]. The official solution has become an evening event where residents hunt the toads and bring them to officials the following day for weighing and euthanasia.

The article can be viewed here for more specific information. It's worth a quick read if only for the perspective of those involved. For instance, a city official had this to say about the event:
"To see the look on the faces of the kids as we were handling and weighing the toads and then euthanizing them was just...," Townsville City Councilman Vern Veitch said, breaking off to let out a contented sigh. "The children really got into the character of the event." (The Associated Press @ctv.ca)
There are no words for how disturbing that statement is in view of the fact that they are performing the euthanasia on perfectly healthy animals and en masse. That said, I'm not sure I can condemn an initiative in which the local population attends to a problem together and in which the animals are humanely killed. Based on The Simpsons I was expecting something a little bit more like this:



Your thoughts?

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

NASA vs. Colbert: the ultimate popularity contest

In the most recent example of how high school politics follow us into adulthood, NASA held a contest to name one of the rooms in the new international space station. Although four suggestions were provided, after several hundred thousand votes a clear winner was chosen...

...Stephen Colbert.

That's right, although NASA still reserves the right to "choose an appropriate name" (variety.com) the name "Colbert" won the contest by nearly 40,000 votes more than "Serenity" (one of NASA's suggestions). The write-ins were the result of Colbert imploring his viewers to write his name in the ballot box instead of the choices provided, which they did to the tune of nearly 240,000 votes.

AV clubs of the world take note: popularity contests never end well for you...stop insisting on conducting them! Let's see how NASA plays their hand. They are, after all, the ultimate AV club. If anyone can outsmart the popular kids it's these people!

EDIT: (May 4th) Sorry Steven, they decided to call it "Tranquility." Better luck next time!

Aerial viewing: adult artistry

A friend pointed this out to me and I thought it was hilarious...

Take a look!

Saturday, March 21, 2009

What are you reading in the morning?

I noticed this opinion piece on Variety.com and found it intriguing enough to bring to everyone's attention. Apparently there are tools being developed which are designed to weed out opinions which differ from your own and prevent them from arriving in your inbox or popping up on your favourite news source. The idea is that you will never have to read something that doesn't "jive" with your personal views.

The article is interesting and can be viewed here but it essentially suggests that while we each choose which resources we're getting our news from, even one news source can have opposing opinions presented on any given day (though most seem to stick with one point of view). By preventing the alternative perspective from being presented to us aren't we effectively stiffling any hope of dialogue?

Sounds like having a fight with someone and then covering your ears and singing when they want to talk about it. I have never found that to be a particularly effective way to solve disagreements... Besides, if I never read or watched anything that I disagreed with I wouldn't get the opportunity to be angry about things like the Fox News opinion piece below....



EDIT: (March 26th) There has been an official apology made for this segment and the CBC story about it can be viewed here.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Clearly I'm trailer creeping...

I just want to point out that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is probably always going to look like he's in his early twenties. Do you remember when he was on 3rd Rock from the Sun and he WAS in his (very) early twenties? He looked eight.

I'm pretty sure he's secretly made of magic and camera tricks...and that The Curious Case of Benjamin Button was actually based on his life. But they set it in the past and sent him to war instead of a sitcom because everyone knows the Oscars like them some angst and death.

The Vampire Salvador?

Stumbled across this little item which I'm sure is not news to as many people as I'd like to believe. Robert Pattinson as Salvador Dali (in the upcoming feature Little Ashes). It continues to surprise me how many people think it's a good idea to cast outside the country for national celebrities and heroes...


At any rate, check out the trailer and let me know what you think...and because I care I've linked the official movie website where you can see it in all its fullscreen potency. Oh la.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Vintage Brangelina

I was browsing/snooping/time wasting a little while ago and I discovered this photo (amongst a series which were taken for "W" magazine in 2005) of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The photo shoot was to promote Mr. and Mrs. Smith which was coming out that year and at the time Brangelina was just a rumour...struck me as odd and thought I would share.

It is also a little disconcerting as I'm used to seeing them with a multicultural brood and not the Aryan tottlets pictured here.

Enjoy.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Mid-season Melee

In the tradition of such superb mid-season fair as Lost and Grey's Anatomy (I have no explanation for why I'm still watching this show, I'm pretty sure it's just to see if Katherine Heigl gets killed off) here comes the latest list of shows which may capture your heart and then disappear into the night. If we're lucky the ones that you like will actually stick around to eek out another season and won't go the way of Pushing Daisies and Firefly (single tear). So without further ado, my thoughts on the new shows thus far (because some guy at work asked me and I couldn't give him the real answer if either of us were going to get anything done today).

DOLLHOUSE
It pains me that the show is having such trouble getting on its feet. I quite liked Buffy and Angel and I actually do appreciate a little Eliza Dushku (she had some pretty killer lines in both shows). I think the issue here is less that Eliza can't carry the material and more that the material can't carry itself. With the Firefly cancellation and Fox advertising machine looming over their heads I think that the problem lies in the show's attempt to pander to an audience that is not usually looking for out of the box. When Whedon attacks the supernatural (or even the just plain weird) he does it with such flair and comfort that it seems effortless. The absurd is where his strength lies and until the show is able to toe the line between embracing that and not alienating the Fox core audience, I think it will suffer... It is starting to make me weepy watching this show and as much as I love me some Joss I may have to beg off before the season is done.

KINGS
I just finished watching the two-hour pilot and I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. I think for a story that is based on a biblical tale the subject matter is dealt with in a real enough way to help us forget (for a collective twenty minutes) that this is about David and Goliath. Although the pilot didn't shy away from the God references it was done in such a way that there were only two parts that cause me a little discomfort. I will not get into details as at least one of the moments is significant and happens at the end of the episode but I will be watching next week. I'd like to see where David is headed.

SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL (SERIES TWO)
I have already seen this series as it aired in the UK quite some time ago but if you have some free time you should check this out. The show follows "Belle" or Hannah to her friends, a working girl who just happens to be the girl next door thank-you-very-much, and has to navigate her real life and her sex life while the two things can never seem to meet. Belle often breaks the fourth wall, giving the camera sex tips whenever possible and it is a refreshingly sexy show without being gratuitous. Well not overly so ;)
Quick Tip: if you haven't seen series one, check that out first...although you don't need to have seen it to enjoy this.

CASTLE
Again with the Firefly alumni we have Nathan Fillion in the roll of a bestselling author who joins forces with a police detective to solve crimes (all the while writing his next book about her). Setting aside the tentative premise (stolen right from the type of cheesy novel that Fillion's character Richard Castle would write) I love to watch this man do anything. He navigates the character surprisingly well considering he's a philandering know-it-all famous person who also happens to be a loving father and clichéd divorced bachelor. I think I may give it one more shot just because Nathan Fillion is adorable but I don't have high hopes for this show.


SICK OF WHAT'S ON? RENT THESE:

Dead Like Me - 18 year old Georgia Lass is killed by a speeding toilet seat (they are de-orbiting pieces of the Mir space station) and that's when her life really begins. Featuring Mandy Patinkin this show is dark, witty and has surprising heart.

Skins - A fantastic show about a group of Youths in England navigating a series of really messed up situations. The show follows a new member of the main group each episode and is one of the better shows I have recently discovered.

Spooks (called MI:5 in North America) - Think 24 meets Alias if the latter was even remotely realistic. Tension. Intrigue. British accents. This is a show which thinks nothing of killing off its main characters on the fly. You NEVER know what's going to happen in this one.

Yes I have a weakness for British Television but that's okay. Whatever you choose to watch; enjoy!

EDIT: (March 22nd) Because this post wasn't long enough...Dollhouse finally lived up to the hype this Friday. More episodes that focus on those around Echo rather than expecting her to carry the show alone and you're well on your way to a hit Mr. Whedon. Thank you. Finally.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Long overdue: my Watchmen review...


As it has become nearly impossible in the last few months to move in any direction without bumping into a mention of the new Watchmen movie, I'm not going to bother re-hashing what everyone already knows. If you're one of the few people who have no idea that the Watchmen was originally a graphic novel then please get caught up.

We up to speed? Awesome...moving on.

I can't claim to have ever waited in line to see a midnight showing (though I have heard tell that it's quite the experience) nor am I the type to frantically count down an anticipated film opening. That said I have been eager to see the final result of a production that all involved claim is indescribable and which the writer of the original source material (Mr. Alan Moore) says he is "spitting venom all over".

There have been several great reviews on the film written by those who have NOT had the pleasure of reading the original graphic novel (David Eng at the REELAddict.com has an interesting take). It seems there is an overall feeling that in trying to stay true to the source material the film may have overlooked some of the key issues and alienated the general audience. That the change in medium necessitates a change in how the same information can be relayed to the audience is often misunderstood by fans of the original work as an attempt to improve that which the source work did so beautifully. This fear (in my opinion) has caused the filmmakers to focus on re-creating the wrong aspects of the original artwork; thus managing to alienate both the general public AND fans of the original.

While the source material is both violent and sexual it seems that in its re-creation the production team chose to focus too much on those aspects of the novel. In the scheme of things does Jon walking around nude for the whole movie (eliciting chuckles from the audience every time his penis appears onscreen) really make a difference? No. Without giving too much away there are other scenes which contributed to the audience's opinion of those behind the killings which, had they been included, would have made the final moral dilemma of the film more disturbing. For a work whose major selling point was that it made you think, reducing it to its most commercial elements (i.e. the look, violence, sexuality and "cool one liners") was-- in my opinion-- a mistake.

Are the effects cool? Yes. Does it tell an interesting story? Sure. Do the actors try to re-create the complex cast of characters present in the novel? Absolutely. Do they succeed? In most cases I would say no.

As much as I am drawing a negative picture of the film, when I spoke to my friends about the film one thing was made abundantly clear: while the issues we raised were many and varied, Jackie Earle Haley made it worth the price of admission. There is an overpowering quiet to Haley's Rorshach that takes over the screen whenever he appears and manages to create a three dimensional character which seems more real (and thus much more disturbing) than any of the others. While in the novel it is clear that the character of Walter Kovacs/Rorshach has intense psychological issues, Haley's portrayal of this broken man forced me to re-evaluate my reading of him from the novel.

Now THAT is an accomplishment.

In the end if you're interested in a "cool comic book movie" than by all means, go see this film. It is certainly doing well so many of you may have already seen it. If you've read the original source material you may be surprised by how much of the film is faithful to the novel. If you haven't, just sit back and enjoy what will likely shock you a little in its graphic nature. Ultimately I was surprised and not as disappointed as I expected to be; plus, I have a new found interest in our friend Mr. Hayley, who can next be seen in Shutter Island with Mark Ruffalo and Sir. Ben Kingsley.

Oh yeah, and no matter what you decide about the film...go read the novel!

Monday, March 9, 2009

Mama/Papa drama falls short on the funny...

I am a BIG fan of Tina Fey.

I liked her on Saturday Night Live, I think she's incredibly witty on the fly and I was super excited to see her present an award at the Oscars. I am quick to defend when things go wrong for my favourites...

I can't defend last week's 30 Rock.

For those of you who missed the episode it seems to be grounded in the fact that in losing Elena (guest star Selma Hayek), Jack has found his moral compass. Taking Frank under his wing after an impromptu "guy's night" with the boys in the writers room Jack convinces him to go back to law school. Later on in the episode he convinces Liz to give up her maniacal quest to adopt a young girl's baby (more on that later).

I have no issue with the idea that Jack's loss thrown his life into disarray; this seems reasonable to me. That said, it occurs to me that with Jack's sordid history he would likely be very upset by the idea that he has become the moral compass of the cast at the Girlie Show. Do we remember how he convinces Kenneth to steal cable by buying a brand new state of the art television for his crappy little apartment? Two weeks ago Jack's confessions after church caused a priest to run away from the confessional, yelling for backup. Clearly Jack has no qualms about doing the amoral. And what's more, he enjoys it! Whether this is a setup to make Liz' choices seem even more insane, or simply an excuse to quote Harry and the Hendersons (as an excuse for a cameo appearance by the series' star John Lithgow) I'm not sure it works.

But even if I could forgive Jack his proclivity for extreme personality changes, Liz's romp through this episode is fraught with issues; the first of which is an issue of re-use. Echos of episodes past chase her about as she does her very best to steal Becca's unborn baby (Becca is played by guest star Pheobe Stole) . Have we forgotten that in episode 9 of the first season she actually succeeds in stealing the Makeup artists' baby (albeit subconsciously)? It seems the bio-clock has been slowly ticking away in Fey's writers room as the last two projects she's put out (30 Rock and Baby Mama) have featured leads that were desperate to make babies as it were.

What's more, Liz Lemon's late night heart to heart in the donut shop with Becca seems problematic and sketchy. Not only does this girl not know Liz Lemon (who's giving her crazy eyes when she should be re-assuring her) but co-worker Pete leave Liz alone with Becca, knowing full well that Liz has a history of baby snatching and strange behaviour. While the character of Liz Lemon is supposed to be neurotic and obsessive there comes a time when the writers take it too far and I think that this episode is an example of that. Liz' quirks, no longer endearing, begin to wear upon the audience as we fight the urge to bitch slap the sense back into our TV sets.

Bottom line: not my favourite episode. And does anyone know what happened to Dr. Baird (guest star Jon Hamm)? Perhaps his train wreck of a daughter could turn Liz off children for awhile...it would be a welcome change.

EDIT: (March 22nd) Okay I take it back. They wrapped up the Jon Hamm storyline quite nicely in this week's episode and Jack behaved in a decidedly unbecoming fashion. Order has been restored to my universe...

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Expensive Oversights...


As is my custom on Sundays I've woken up a little early (last night's soiree may or may not have repeated on me) and decided to watch the pilot episode of Sam Raimi's contribution to TV; "Legend of the Seeker" (based on the "Sword of Truth" by Terry Goodkind). Now as theTVAddict.com very astutely points out it seems that LOTS has taken the position that viewers want a little more pomp and circumstance in their fantasy shows (à la Lord of the Rings) and that the time of kitschy shows like Xena and Hercules which cleverly poke fun at themselves may be over.

LOTS seems to take itself a little too seriously, in the form of slow-mo action sequences, and computer graphics. In fact the producers are so keen that they periodically remind the audience of their fancy budget via an entirely computer generated "boundary" which flashes throughout the two-hour episode whilst the characters go about their business. That said, the show apparently doesn't take itself seriously enough to notice when their main characters have wardrobe continuity issues.

Now maybe I should be re-evaluating my moral priorities, but if you're desperately trying to arrive somewhere before your enemy does (and you've had several conversations about needing to let your friend die in order to facilitate arriving before said enemy) do you take the time to change your outfit? I guess the production team has less altruistic motives than I do because upon retrieving their friend's daughter from a nasty brigand, Kahlan (played by Bridget Regan) is wearing a green tweed number apparently borrowed from said fair maiden [Fig A]. After checking to be sure that everyone is okay she and Richard (lead Craig Horner) jump on their horses and rush off into the next scene [Fig B]. Now in this scene they will be fighting in slow motion-- and that probably solves my dilemma-- but as you can clearly see from the second picture she's wearing an entirely different outfit. Tip for life folks: slow motion always looks better when you have something billowy on and that apparently overrides any continuity concerns.

My housemate suggested that perhaps since she's a witch "maybe she can change her outfit like on Sailor Moon?" (i.e. by waving her hand suddenly she's wearing an entirely different outfit). I, however, am not buying it. So go ahead...post your favourite continuity gaffs from TV or movies.

They say you should try to ignore those mistakes but it is on occasion hilarious!