Monday, July 20, 2009

Step 1: admitting you have a problem

With a nearly one-hour commute to work (small by GTA standards but there you go) I listen to the radio on my way to work every morning. For the last week or so the discussions on the morning show I tune in to seem to all revolve around whether or not the female host qualifies as a geek. Now I would have to say I likely have a broader perspective on what it might mean to be a geek but she seems to be absolutely HORRIFIED by the idea that she could be considered geeky.

I'm not naive enough to think that being a geek has become so chic that it's cool. But how many high school comedies are there in which the "cool kids" learn to accept the idiosyncrasies of the strange, friendless germophobe (/ bird-lover / heavily perspiring) awkward kid in their class? It's clearly a popular theme, and not just because a good percentage of those making the films were likely pigeon-holed into this category but because people like to root for the underdog. So, if the hero of most high school comedies is the unappreciated smart kid, what's with this need to be anything but geeky?

Clearly I've never really understood it but since it seems to be such an issue they DO say that the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. And so:

I would really like my next vacation to be a trip to comic-con because I think it would be fun to go once and see what all the fuss is about. To that end I will share with you the following article on how to pic your perfect costume (by Robot Chicken, Family Guy and Austin Powers' Seth Green) should you be lucky enough to attend.

"A wear-it-if-you-dare guide to Comic-Con costumes" (EW.com)

Sunday, July 19, 2009

!SALE! 2 for 1 high-tech catsuits!

And in news that once again proves the first thing to go out with the economy was any attempt to mask the derivative nature of popular films these days please observe exhibit A.
Exhibit A: Rachel Nichols as Shana "Scarlett"
O'Hara on the left with ScarJo on the right as
Iron Man 2 villain Natasha Romanoff (a.k.a.
Black Widow).


It's nice to see Hollywood trying to cut back on wardrobe costs...every little bit counts.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

SYTYCD... without a doubt!

Merci to Siob for allowing me access to her mighty blog!

Adissa
I am really going to miss these two performing together. Melissa is rock solid. She is amazing. Ade is also great, but I think he is often outclassed by how beautifully Melissa moves. He's so insanely powerful, but sometimes I think it gets lost in translation. I liked their disco, but after how quick Doriana had Branette do their disco this one seemed a little less exciting. I think Melissa looked incredible in her outfit though! In terms of the waltz I thought Melissa looked fantastic and that I was really glad they used a MJB song, even though the waltz would be more suited to a different kind of voice. I often wonder why Ron Montez choreographs the waltz when Jean Marc choreographs a lot of other ballroom routines. I love Jean Marc, and I love seeing France. Can they become my surrogate grandparents? Would he be offended? I wasn't terribly surprised that they were in the bottom three, but I knew that they wouldn't be going home. Melissa looked amazing in her solo. But do we think a ballerina can win the competition? It's like a swing dancer winning. I think a lot more screaming girls can relate to a pretty ballerina than a gangly swing dancer like Benji.


Kaylono
So, their first routine was the best of the season. Without a doubt. It was classic Mia. But I'm waiting for Mia to do something that just makes me want to rewatch the dance over and over and over again. Their emotions were amazing during the dance and I quite loved watching it. I do love Kayla, but I'm not crazy about Kupono. Their second dance was not good. The choreography was weak. I think it's important for the choreographer to give the dancers insight into the dance and not expect them to come up with the emotions on their own. They definitely needed to express something emotionally and didn't, but the judges were a bit too harsh. I really do not like this new Broadway choreographer. I'm sure she's an amazing dancer. But she definitely isn't working on this show. I don't miss Tyce, I think he's getting a little stale. Maybe time to move on and try someone else. Give someone new a try! I was really glad they were not in the bottom... but if they had only done the second dance they sure would have been!


Jaitlin
Do I really think Caitlin should have gone home? No. Did she deserve to go home? Yes. Should she have tried harder on the show. Without a doubt. She and Jason were both disappointing for the first 5 weeks of the show. They have way too much talent to be riding the middle of the pack. Jason, please let me notice something other than your hot body. The foxtrot was beautiful and Caitlin looked gorgeous, but it wasn't amazing. Mandy Moore's jazz routine deserved better. Caitlin looked like she was ready to go home, like she had had enough of Nigel being overly harsh on her. I was disappointed, but I really need the next few weeks to have AMAZING dancing.

Phinine
You know I hated Phillip. I'm so glad he's gone. He's amazing at what he does and should be applauded for it. But he is not a technical dancer and shouldn't become one. He should use what he does and do the best he can. Maybe I'll like Jeanine now that he's gone. She seems like a bigger girl. Does she have wider hips? Or is she just built stronger? I don't like the outfits she wears to do her solos... how there are patterns cut out and exposing her midsection. The Russian folk dance could have been killer. The choreography should have been different but I don't think they performed it like they enjoyed it. I'm sure they did it well, but there was nothing to make the routine exciting. Nigel definitely should not have badmouthed the choreographers, and it should have been edited out of the footage. The jive wasn't any better, Phillip looked AWFUl with that open shirt/awkwardly placed tie. He looked like he was a 10 year old boy who realized he's extremely gay and wants to perform a Broadway medley for his grandma. Thank god Melanie is back. She adds the sex.

Evandi
The hiphop was recycled NapTab. It wasn't good. They both looked awful. The idea of her being pregnant didn't really come across in the dancing... probably a fault of the choreography. I liked the song. It just reminded me too much of the Bleeding Love routine, which I didn't want. I actually thought they did a better job with the samba than with the hiphop. I was glad Pascha and Anya choreographed. I'd love to see them perform it! I'm glad that they were safe, but they really need to step it up next week with new partners.

Brandette
I hate him.

Results show: I don't like that they won't be showcasing other talent anymore. I don't want to watch audition footage that will be reshown during the fall season. Kelly Rowland sucked. Maybe one of the worst television performances ever. After watching the solos I would have kicked off Jeanine and Phillip. Just glad that he's gone.

Next week:
I want to see:
Jeanine and Brandon.
Jason and Melissa.
Randi and Kupono.
Evan and Jeanette.
Kayla and Ade.

C'mon ABC: you can do better than this...

Yes I realize that by blogging this I'm essentially advertising for what I believe to be a bad show. I'm actually not tagging it for that exact reason. This is the trailer for one of fall's "new breakout shows" from the producer of Grey's Anatomy comes...GREY'S IN SPACE!

It looks to be just as ridiculous but features some familiar faces who (I'm ashamed to admit) will have me watching the pilot. Christina Cox (star of Canadian show Blood Ties and guest star on Bones, House MD and Numb3rs), as well as Ron Livingston and the ever charming Laura Harris (tragically combusted starlet Daisy Adaire of Dead Like Me) have bought this show one chance to impress me.

Thoughts?

Vertical living...

Saw this short post on ApartmentTherapy.com and thought it was intriguing. Apparently the Primo brothers of Brazil are living in a vertical apartment as part of a 33 day installation. The picture on the site in insane (and I've included a small capture here though it was pinched from the AT site, who in turn pinched it from somewhere else). Have a look for yourself...

...I'm trying really hard not to make a joke about heights....

The web is filled with reproductions of the picture above with short captions but it was a little harder to find articles: http://www.newstin.com/rel/us/en-010-016076847 this has links to various write ups on the installation.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Poster Review: I love you Phillip Morris

I saw this poster and the only thing I could think of was: how on earth it Ewan McGregor going to pretend to be in love with that?!

Seriously, I really am intrigued by the premise of this film but that poster makes me think that his skin is going to melt. The black lettering on a yellow background also doesn't help me get into a non radioactivity and bombs mental space...

For a comedy which according to reports doesn't shy away from representing homosexuality onscreen, and has managed to drum up some controversy based upon the little exposure it has enjoyed thus far I'm disappointed by its marketing. Especially in view of the uphill battle it has to fight for release in the United States. At present it is expected to go straight to DVD.

Sadness.

Too many actors in one film? Add a holiday!

According to BuzzSugar.com the already celeb packed cast of Gary Marshall's new rom-com Valentine's Day is getting two additional members. With stars like Julia Roberts, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jennifer Garner, Shirley MacLaine, Bradley Cooper and Ashton Kutcher already on the roster, Marshall has now added "McDoctors" Dempsey and Dane to the lineup.

Checking out the film's basic premise (a collection of famous people play characters who are all somehow interconnected in which all the action takes place around Valentine's Day) and I have to say, it sounds like another attempt to re-create the intrigue of Love Actually. Marshall's last film, He's Just Not That Into You, tried to remodel the "famous ensemble cast" idea based on the beloved instructional booklet for empowered women of the same name. The result is what I like to call oatmeal...and plain oatmeal to boot. It's pleasant yes, but in the end it's not all that satisfying. It sort of fills you up without actually giving you the opportunity to thoroughly enjoy it. It's just sort of there.

I suppose we will see how it fares when the film comes out and believe me, you'll know when it's almost time to feel neutral about the release of this film. There will be a crap-load of trailers floating around that all end in a comprehensive list of the famous actors that appear in the film.

And it will look crowded.